March 26, 2007

• This made me laugh – had to share!

   

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  A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,

  and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such

  a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

  after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time ..

   

  The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

  before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

  some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first

  time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

  He tells the boy everything there is to know about

  condoms and sex.

   

  At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

  condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

  The boy insists on the family pack because he

  thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

  That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house

  and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited

  for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

   

  The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

  where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly

  offers to say grace and bows his head.

   

  A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

  with his head down. 10 minutes pass,

  and still no movement fromthe boy.

   

  Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

  girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,

  “I had no idea you were this religious.”

  The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea

  your father was a pharmacist.”

  • 7:13 pm
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